Quote Of The Day
Danny: Because I will tell you... and it's one of my favorite things I've ever heard... "there's no pain like chick pain", nothing hurts like a broken heart.
Adam: I thought you meant a Brazilian wax.

Invention Of The Day
Adam is known for his many inventions. Another one came to him during the second news segment, as Teresa was talking about Courtney Love's latest post on her website--

Adam: And the good news is too she has a computer that has a program in it called WordSlurfick. She can actually slur on the computer. Most people can't sound drunk on the computer...as high as Bonaduce gets his computer still can do the spell check and figure things out.

He then modified his idea so that it will work the other way as well, aka translate drunken speech into coherence. Of course Danny fell in love with the project. He said when he was writing his autobiography he drank while he used voice recognition software to get it down, and when the computer could no longer understand him after a few that's when he had to call it a day.


I know he only got 1 percent of the vote, but I thought Eddie Griffin should've won the Outbook August competition. Not because he was such a great catch-- I just loved how he busted every conspiracy theory on the planet and then said how ridiculous it was how some suspected he crashed that fancy car in that race to get free publicity for Redline.

The ratings are up! Looks like Adam will be a morning fixture for some time to come.

Clip Recommendations:
[1] Angel Adam, Devil Danny-- One of my favorites, the bit Bonaduce was born to play.
[2] Crazy Dreams-- Towards the end is why, a little after Danny shares some of his divorce pain. Bear rapes and Adam's tranny fantasies.