Quotes Of The Day
Teresa: Is Ozzie at your home every single day, would you say?
Adam: It feels like more.

"Here's the thing about Three's Company...Furley was too uptight to think about a single guy living with two single chicks, but he was alright with the fagala living downstairs? Didn't that seem like flawed logic in 1979?"

My world has been shattered.

During the Music Monday festivities a guy calls in with a Grateful Dead song as his pick. Adam sniffs out a potsmoking hippie on the other end and indeed, the man admits he is already high this morning. After fielding some guesses about his occupation, he instead offers a vague description--

Adam: Now are you going to work today? Where are you going to work?
Caller: Yes I am... I'm going to brush some wax on some iron at a client's house.
Adam: Nice...so that's what they call a handy these days.

Even In The Commercials
While promoting TNT's basketball playoff game tonight, Teresa remarks how she loves Charles Barkley. Which set Adam to wondering...

"If a black guy does the color commentary, is that racist?"

If you add an "ed" at the end for the occasion when you introduce him, definitely.


Reccommended:
[1] Music Monday-- songs you would use to impart life lessons to your kids. Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.

[2] The Gallagher Interview-- Part 1 focuses on Kill Gallagher, an actual movie that Jimmy and Adam pitched a few years back, which Adam describes as "The Gods Must Be Crazy goes to Vegas". Jimmy soon learned that Gallagher liked to suspend his little kid from the ceiling via rope. In Part 2 Gallagher clears up all the confusion about his brother who was doing his act for awhile. Then he takes some more crazy pills and starts feverishly talking about his idea of building these orgy/family reunion centers.

[3] Ozzie And Ray Review Shrek The Third-- Ray interviews fellow moviegoers as Ozzie; more neanderthal stories of his and Adam's youth.

[4] News Segment 1-- Stallone convicted of possession of sterioids, VH1's list of the sexiest nerdboys.