Quote Of The Day
A caller's vindictive ex-girlfriend was so livid she took a knife and STABBED his car.

"It breaks my heart when an American car gets stabbed, you know. Swedish car, no big deal, Japanese, German car...

"Don't stab one of those Mexican cars, like a Festiva. It'll come back at you."

Happy birthday, Red Bull. Keep getting better.


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] What Can't Adam Complain About?-- Not the best go-round, but always a whiny pleasure.
[2] At The Point Of Separation-- Inspired by Danny's ex-girlfriend's destroying his MySpace on the way out the door, calls are taken from people who have amazing tales of spurned exes going crazy. Parts 1 and 2.
[3] Music Monday-- Ringtones to be hella proud or embarrassed to put on your cellphone. Parts 1 and 2.
[4] Supergroupie Pamela Des Barres