Quote Of The Day

Teresa: Yao Ming [center for the Houston Rockets] is 7'6". He just got married in Shanghai on Monday, yesterday...
Adam (whispering): ...to Shaq.

Carolla always paints such purdy pictures. That honeymoon night would be like Godzilla and Mothra going at it. Oh the hot collateral damage.


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] Gaywalking-- Parts 1 and 2.
[2] Angel Adam, Devil Danny-- I believe the segment completely broke down, can't remember for sure if they ever got around to taking their proper roles.
[3] Why Is All My Stuff Still Here?-- Adam wonders why cars aren't being broken into as much as they used to be. Not sure if that's true sir, methinks it might have something to do with the better zip codes you now reside in.
[4] Treat Your Daughters Right-- Giuliani's daughter's support of Obama makes Adam mull over parental cause and effect.
[5] Jerry Rice
[6] Same Name Game-- Reggie Bush, Barbara Bush. Get it? You're right Ace, the reason nobody's done this bit before is cause it ain't clever enough.