Quote Of The Day
"We're not worried about survival anymore, and now our brains-- which I don't believe have caught up to us, have us turning on ourselves a little bit. 'What's The Meaning Of Life?'-- nobody asks what the meaning of life is when they're on the run, when they're trying to get food, when they're trying to find shelter. Now we need to know and we turn to Oprah.

"Cause now we got all the food we can eat. As a matter of fact we invented a sidewalk that goes in a circle called a treadmill, we run on it to burn off the extra food we put in our tank. It's a weird thing.

"It's like, we have so much gas, it's overflowing out of our SUVs, so at night we drive in a circle around our house for 45 minutes and try to burn off some of the excess gas."


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] The Secret Debunker, Rick Marschall-- Author of The Secret Revealed calls in to explain why the self help megaseller The Secret is baloney.
[2] The Secret Debunker Debunked-- A listener tells his story about the coinky-dental way The Secret changed his life. Then Adam does some guru-ing himself.
[3] News Segment 1-- I don't remember any of the stories, but I recall a good flow going on.
[4] Deaf Frat Guy-- I'm not too big on DFG, but I don't exactly hate him either. Today I got into the spirit of the segment.
[5] Home Improvement With Mr. Birchum-- Saved in the barrel to be shot into morning drive prime time. Why, who knows, but the addition of Mr. Birchum makes the bit a hella lot less dry.
[6] Crank Yankers-- Jimmy Florentine tries to get a free vacation via volunteering for the Salvation Army.
[7] Ray-enactment-- Adam's buddy Ray tells more of their high school tales.
[8] Is That A Monkey Under Your Ponytail?-- last news segment of the day, an Adam newsstory selection from CNN used so he can springboard into a rant.
[9] Chicken S Tickets-- Morning opener. Oh man, the 50th rant in about a month on the subject. Brian does share a good way to beat a parking ticket however.