Quote Of The Day
During the first news segment Teresa talked about the dog mauling that happened on actor Ving Rhames's estate. Upon hearing the dog's tough-guy name (Bruno), Adam thought he had no shot at being declared innocent of killing the guy.

"I get a dog over 200 pounds, I name it Gandhi or Harriet Tubman. People will have a lot of trouble believing that Gandhi mauled a retarded child at the park. And then... 'You're going to put Gandhi to death?'...'You want to euthanize GANDHI???'"


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] Designated Ranter-- Adam takes listeners calls; they tell him the subjects they would like to rant about and, because they are too mushmouthed and dumb themselves, he does it for them. Part 2.
[2] The Baby Diary-- That's what they say the opening segment is about, I don't remember exactly, but that's not the gist. Hmm, I believe it's going out with your kids in public.
[3] Harry Shearer-- Parts 1 and 2.
[4] Music Monday-- Songs you would and would not want to enter a room by. Part 2.