Quote Of The Day
A listener called in wanting advice on how to break it to his girl that he would like her to lose some weight.

Adam: How fat did she get? How much does she weigh?
Caller: Put it this way, it's like doin' a linebacker.
Adam: Hmm... I love football so much that sounds enticing to me.

A bit later in the conversation Danny wittily brought up the whole "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?" question girls like to ask; he then delivered the standard issue bitchin' response to that, "No, it's the GIRTH OF YOUR ASS that makes you look fat!" Adam put a bit of a fresh spin in his reply--

Adam: As a matter of fact, I think if you got rid of the jeans your ass would look fatter, because it would then kick out another four to six inches.


Loved Friday's show.

[1] Adam's Advice-- Adam takes calls from listeners wanting advice, eloquently trying to show a man the way to his dream while destroying anothers.
[2] News Hype + A Crank Yank-- Danny steps out to try and deliver a gift to Nicole Richie, Teresa and Adam stretch out a little. Then Adam plays a good crank yankin starring Susie Essman.
[3] News Segment 1-- Includes a story about a man who was arrested for having sex with street signs. 'Nuff said?
[4] Teresa's Love Life-- Teresa is already moving in with her new guy. Smooth move? As part of their discussion Adam and her move to one of my favorite topics, anti-doody stench bathroom fans. Callers weigh in in Part 2.
[5] Danny Meets Nicole Richie-- I can't believe I actually got excited for a second when he got in the gate. And then again when she opened the door. Shoot me.
[6] OJ + Shredding The Company Line-- Teresa recaps OJ's interview, then Adam goofs wonderfully at some of the on-air talent that has been a part of the local station he is now affiliated with.
[7] Danny Returns-- He recaps his Nicole Richie b.s., but he and Adam then get into a somewhat interesting thing about swearing on the radio.
[8] Ode To Teresa-- Adam opens the show gushing about his right-hand woman.
[9] This Week In Rage-- New segment where Adam re-rants listener's voted favorites of the week. Nowhere near as good as the originals.