Paris-mania!

[1] Sex With Strangers-- Why sex with strangers is so awesome. Segues into the beginning of the breakdown of Paris Hilton's much anticipated Larry King interview last night.
[2] Danny Will Save Her-- After declaring he believes he can help the heiress, Danny heads off on his Harley to do a live remote from the Hilton estate where Paris and a throng of reporters are supposed to be, only to find...nothing? In the meantime Adam and Teresa talk to a lesbo on the phone who impresses them greatly.
[3] More Paris And More Lesbo Holly-- And Danny getting pulled over by a cop with some rage over Carolla's chicken S ticket rants.
[4] Hot Dog Champ Joey Chestnut-- Talks some smack about Kobayashi.
[5] Vince Neil-- Motley Crue's lead singer drops by to promote a bunch of stuff.