Quote Of The Day
As all the married men began waxing about how oral and other special sexual acts have either significantly dropped in their occurrence or disappeared altogether from their relationships, Danny revealed a half-ingenious plan to keep his next recruited gold digger working hard for the money.

"For any of you new contenders out there, THAT'S going in the prenup... you start checking any of the sex acts we used to do off your list, whatever it was I was GOING to give you will go down twenty-five percent."


Hmm. Didn't have time to re-listen yesterday, since nothing caught my ear the first time around as a short lil' quotable. If I did it all again however I would go back to where they were goofing on clips of the meeting of the great minds, where Paris Hilton was telling Larry King to feel her pain because she has A.D.D. Larry then referred to the disorder a couple times subsequently as "A.D.T."

When Adam launched into his gravelly voiced Larry King impersonation after the clip ended, he instead called it "B.F.D."


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] Containers And Special Glasses-- Adam rants about a time long ago when everybody would go crazy collecting those special giveaway drinking glasses, and just about every establishment in America was using them as their primary promotional tool. Sarah Silverman crank yanks to kick the segment off.
[2] What Can't Adam Complain About And Justin Long-- The Mac guy and star of Live Free Or Die Hard calls in for an interview in the middle of the bit and... stumps the Aceman? I think he threw the fight myself.
[3] Comedian Robert Schimmel-- The comic great visits and won't leave, parts 1 and 2.
[4] Hey Paula-- An analysis and breakdown of Paula Abdul's new reality show.
[5] Crank Yankers-- Patton Oswalt and Jimmy Kimmel moonlight as the wacky DJ team "Boomer And The Nuge".