Quote Of The Day
A woman called in and said the woman she and her hubby have a polyamorous relationship with is part Chinese, part Mexican, part Hawaiian, and part black. Teresa and Danny oohed and ahhed at the spicey combo. Adam pooh poohed their excitement. "That's nothing by the way. Once you get over three things you're back to zero." He elaborated.

"You know those people who go, 'Well I'm Welsh, I got a little bit of Russian, I got a little bit of Italian... I'm 1/26th Cherokee, that's what gives me my tenacity'... First off, it's not called tenacity, it's called being the C-word. And then secondly, you can't be 128 things because then you're nothing. It's like if you have an ice cream that's 128 flavors, it's called milk, it's sweet. It's no longer rocky road or whatever it is."


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] Porn For Retards--Adam says the dumbing down of America has even effected our pornography, and I couldn't agree more. Jesus Christ.

[2] Roastmaster Jeff Ross-- Parts 1 and 2. He's hosting that Next Big Thing crap, which I want to take a gander at one of these days.

[3] Birchim's Home Improvement-- The second time Birchim's hosted this godawful bit, and I think it works much better now.

[4] The Olly Girls-- Interview with the chicks from that Sunset Tan show.