Quote Of The Day
During the news segment Adam said he might be seeing the new Die Hard movie with esteemed ESPN online sportswriter Bill Simmons. Since Danny knows nothing about sports, Teresa and Adam explained who he is and how every hetero man in America reads his column. A tad perturbed Danny then began taking an in-house poll of the men in the studio to see if this is true. The spotlight eventually fell on gay Pre Op Board Op Bill, followed by Adam's loving hammer.

"He worships RICHARD Simmons."


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] Angel Adam, Devil Danny-- Been awhile.

[2] Manson Prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi-- Author of the 1600 page Reclaiming History phones in to say why it's insane to believe no one besides Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK.

[3] Conspiracy Theories-- Callers phone in to discuss conspiracy theories they believe or don't believe. The first 9/11 believer manages to render himself a buffoon in about the first two seconds. The second goes the opposite route.

[4] Wasteful People-- Adam launches into a rant about the problems of energy conservation.

[5] Huell Houser-- In this gripping episode pulled for analysis, Huell chats it up with a shoeshiner. Parts 1 and 2.

[6] Richard Lewis-- Mr. Happy phones in and talks a little Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[7] 911 Is A Joke (For White People Too)-- Danny had to place a call to emergency yesterday and was surprised at how it was treated.

[8] News Segment 1 Part 2-- Begins with a Crank Yankers call starring elderly curmudgeon Elmer.