Quote Of The Day
During a news story about law enforcement no longer being able to perform cavity searches in public, Teresa realized a brilliant new approach for public service announcements to take. Adam concurred.

"You know, that's a decent point... 'Just Say No', please...that's not going to get me to put down anything. But 'This Has Been Up Someone's Ass'? That's an effective campaign."

[1] Name That Nicauraguan Tune-- After Ozzie's rendition of Police songs is where it gets interesting to me. Adam goes into how horrible it was for him working on Loveline . Gee, my guess at the reason would've been all the moronic callers.