Quote Of The Day
Adam began the show talking about the spider problems at his house, and how people don't seem to know how to get rid of them like other bugs. He said he's also been told they're the GOOD insects, because they eat the others. Danny wondered what the heck is a "good" insect if it's shacking up with you uninvited as well. Adam agreed.

"And it's like you saying, 'Oh you got to have some Crips around your house because they'll get rid of the Bloods.'"


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] What Can't Adam Complain About?-- Meg Tilly hottie lookalike Melissa gets a tryout on the phones during the segment, leading to one heck of a cluster F.
[2] Ron The Veteran-- Last year Ron won the trip to the Bunny Ranch before shipping out to Iraq. He's back now, and severely injured.
[3] Spiderant-- Hear it in its entirety.
[4] Return Of The Spazz-- During yet another discussion of chicken S tickets, the Danny hater from last week breaks through again, this time under the guise of a cop.
[5] Oh Danny Boy-- Callers call in to say whether they love or hate Bonaduce.
[6] Melissa The Possible Phone Screener
[7] The Bangles-- come in to promote their new DVD.
[8] Janice Dickinson-- The devil herself is interviewed during a segment with gossip queens Lynn and Alex.