Quote Of The Day
As Teresa rattled off singer Mindy McCready's criminal charges during the second news segment, a tune of hers played in the backround. Adam had his own favorite.

"I like the B-side to this one, 'I Put The C--- In Country'...Would somebody please write that song, that would be a GREAT country song."

Whoever does, enjoy your Grammy.

Today's Selected Audio:
[1] Gay But Not To Stay-- Callers call in to share the gayest thing they have ever done. Adam opens the segment talking about the waxing and facial he had last week. Yeah, it's over.
[2] Teresa Meets The Parents-- Her knight in shining armor's parents flew in this weekend just to meet her. Would they accept a non-Gentile?
[3] Why Californians Can't Drive-- Opening of the show; Danny is missing.
[4] Shirley Phelps-- Everyone's favorite twisted religious zealot takes time out from protesting soldier funerals to check in and deliver her opinons about Sandler's Chuck And Larry movie and Harry Potter.
[5] Teddy The Phone Screener-- Intern Teddy is filling in as phone screener. He's not as creepy as he used to be.
[6] Music Monday-- Great and awful songs performed by girl bands. Parts 1, 2, and 3.