Quote Of The Day
Adam Sandler called in during the 7 o' clock hour. Adam (Carolla) had forgotten, but Sandler was a celebrity judge for the radio boxing fight that was Carolla's big break (training Jimmy Kimmel).

Adam Sandler: I was so excited to do that, you don't know how quickly I'd say no to that now.
Adam Carolla: Oh my God...you wouldn't even say no, your publicist would wipe his ass with the request and send it back.


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] Joel McHale's Soup Clips-- Parts 1 and 2.
[2] Adam Sandler
[3] Only One Same-Named City Can Survive-- Adam's got a good idea for a pay per view event that will eliminate some geographical confusion.
[4] Bye Kyle-- It's Kyle the phone screener's last day, everybody says goodbye.
[5] Taylor Hicks-- At the very end of this uberlong segment. Before that, more phone screener auditions. Where a spazzy Danny hater sneaks through. On Kyle's last day. Hmm.
[6] Deaf Frat Guy
[7] Name That Tune-- Ozzy sings Grateful Dead tunes in his special style for fans to win tickets to see Ratdog.