Today's Selected Audio:
[1] Adam Rants-- Meter maids must die.
[2] News Segment 1-- Curious discussion of oral and gayness, just like Conkrite used to do every night.
[3] Bobbi Billard-- While this interview with the 34DDD Myspace chick with over a million friends is obviously an intellectual tour de force, it's Teresa's Worst News Story Ever holdover from the previous segment that makes it listenable.
[4] Healthy?-- While waiting for Michael Moore to phone in health care is discussed.
[5] Small Things That Won't Make You So Freakin Large-- Adam opens the show by stealing and sharing some of my diet tips.
[6] Joel McHale-- Soup Clips, Parts 1 and 2.
[7] Tracy Morgan-- Makes David Alan Grier seem sedated. Still wearing his government-enforced anklet, so the spazzing is 100% alcohol-free. Parts 1, 2 (News Segment) and 3.