Quote Of The Day
"I could never figure out that, it was all over the 70s, where people were eating dog food. Danny and I remember the sitcoms back in the day where it was like someone was eating cat food or dog food... and they were like REAL stories, 'THIS ELDERLY WOMAN WAS FORCED TO EAT DOG FOOD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY...' And even though I was nine I realized a can of Van de Kamps hash was 59 cents, and a can of cat food was 59 cents, and a can of tuna was 59 cents and I thought why are you buying the cat food when you could buy the tuna, the top ramen, or the Van De Kamps hash for the same price?"

C'mon Carolla. Because if people see you eating dog food that's when the donations really start to flow. Especially if you've invited them over for lunch.


Today's Selected Audio:
[1] A Bitch's Bitch-- Adam recounts when he was once beaten up by a chick.
[2] CatFight Club-- Callers call in to tell their personal catfighting stories. Oh the humanity.
[3] News Segment 1
[4] Win Kyle's Job-- Kyle the phone screener is leaving to go to work for Kimmel, so auditons to fill his seat where held on the air. More quality time with the public.
[5] A Public Service Announcements About Public Service Announcements-- Adam rants.
[6] Cry, Cry, Cry Again-- Adam's spawn was wailing like a banshee this morning as he was getting ready for work. Topper Danny talks about he made all three chicks in his life cry yesterday.
[7] Gay Walking With Pre Op Board Op Bill
[8] Kevin James-- The King Of Queens star calls in to promote his new movie with Adam Sandler, I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry.